iphone food pics

sorry about the quality of these. i just found them on my iphone.

first pic is the meal i always have at a pub called the junction

in tufnell park. every time we go, i scan the menu and on each

occasion i find the only thing i can eat is...

ricki lake and jockeys

they always try to spoil it with cress or some other such green item,

but i always manage to get the message to the kitchen to just

keep it pure.

the next photo was my meal at a wedding last year. it was at a very

posh restaurant in mayfair. i looked at the menu and the main course

was full of things i couldn't eat ( vegetables and things )

i was just beginning to get my sulk on when the waitress brought

me this...

fish and chips !

the bride had given instructions to the restaurant a few weeks earlier

about my 'dietary requirements' and this is what they came up with.

genius !

and finally, a photo from a posh restaurant where i asked for a

side portion of jockeys...

i swear i nearly cried when they brought this to me.

it's like love and hate on the same plate... good and evil perhaps ?

i was not happy.